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1 1.好的姐昭光好的姐 Yes Sir Ye ye ye姐姐 ye ye姐姐姐姐好的姐 Wow好的姐 I don ... 姐 Wow Yes Sir我是單成功的Case脖頸上掛滿了Ice好多姐幫我蓋「被子」 One ... 蓋「被子」 One two three four five six在我的身後有強大的團隊她們是其中一員忙前又忙後的也不會 ... 姐 Wow Yes Sir這次我絕對會聽話的沒事我絕不會請假的你們都不用再驚訝了年紀都已經也挺大了

2 5.我就慢慢地 high YES SIR I'M ONE OF KIND我很 cool的像是一隻兔子看到這裡很多人都笑尿了褲子 give me five ... 隻兔子看到這裡很多人都笑尿了褲子 give me five four three two one來自星星的你一定都在笑哈哈娛樂就是吃飽飯沒事幹聊八卦就讓全智賢代

3 5.我就慢慢地(& MR. HOW) high YES SIR I'M ONE OF KIND我很 cool的像是一只兔子看到這里很多人都笑尿了褲子 give me five ... 只兔子看到這里很多人都笑尿了褲子 give me five four three two one來自星星的你一定都在笑哈哈娛樂就是吃飽飯沒事幹聊八卦就讓全智賢代

4 7.魂遊唱校歌又唔俾one two three four你再呀支呀左我就講Ball Paul More ... our你再呀支呀左我就講Ball Paul More Four要我打開本書不如訓個覺豬滾水陸腳亞爾碑展翅高飛落下Rave食粒糖仔打下機 ... 知我知係人都知只有亞Sir你唔知究竟明唔明我意思我年少無知兼白白癡癡如果你仲唔知唯有話知過你知我唔

5 12.Mexican Night Half Past Four. It Was A Mexican Night And I Was Getting Tight. I Paid My Bill And Headed For The Door. There Stood A Bale Full Of Trouble And ... I. She Really Hit Me Like The Fourth OfJuly. Another Moment In The Life Of This Guy. It Was A Mexican Night And I Was Feeling Alright. Passion Flowed...I Would Sa ... ... And She Was Out Of Sight. Two Hours Late I Was Really Spent. My Body Told Me I Was Late On The Rent. So I Closed My Eyes And I Folded My Tent. It Was A Mexica ...

6 5.魂遊唱校歌又唔俾one two three four你再呀支呀左我就講Ball Paul More ... our你再呀支呀左我就講Ball Paul More Four要我打開本書不如訓個覺豬滾水陸腳亞爾碑振翅高飛落下Rave食粒糖仔打下機 ... 知我知係人都知只有亞Sir你唔知究竟明唔明我意思我年少無知兼白白痴痴如果你仲唔知唯有話知過你知我再

7 14.CLONE AS A FUNNY CREATURE PREACHER or doctor Two For tha future Three Everything and Four Watch out! Dez a CLONE AS A FUNNY CREATURE PREACHER!!(Hook Diggy-MO') Dr.P SAYS「DO IT!」HE SAYS「YES!」 STAYS THA SAME EVERYDAY「JU ... ACHER!!(2nd verse Bro.Hi) Yes sir Dr! Can I help you any more?無論 ture

8 4.ION(Feat. Smokepurpp) he coupe) Fours in my cup it's two times two(Huh?) Poured up a16 inside the pool(Drank) In the trap with a junkie here tried it dog food(Huh?) And I give it to my aunt she c ... p dope butt naked(Ooh) Popped three Percs I forgot I graduated(Damn) And I'm a junkie bitch you gotta face it(Ooh) And I gave lean to a newborn baby(Yeah) I don't ... e a nigga main and he say'Yes sir'(Purpp) Shoot her head lead make a

9 9.Familiar le Quavo& Sir The Baptist[Hook Chance The Rapper] Cardboard cutout sharp teeth smart mouth Smile big small waist big hips cut paste Forgive me ... ut these bitches special It's two shoes in a pair two peas in a pod Three P's in appropriate groupies in a mob Usually I like them to look just like you But you just so usual you just look used I just ... st give me the porn it's like four in the morn' Trying to raise the b

10 17.54-46 Was My Number Live At The Palace1995 d you say'sir come down and put the charge on me?' I wouldn't do that oohhh I wouldn't do that I'm not a fool to hurt myself But I was innocen ... t to me yeah!) give it to me- two times(12) give it to me three times(123) give it to me four times(1234) Oh5446 was my number whats my number now? Right now somebody else has that number one more time5447 was my number w ... ooh my pussy) give it to me- two times(12) give it to me three times(123) give it to me (

11 1.A Rapper's Reputation Sir Mix-A-Lot-Mack Daddy1.A Rapper's Reputation I'm rollin' in a nine-oh van. california that's my plan Got memories mixalot ... in sac is dissin' Back on the four lane freeway Next stop the two-one-three l.a. The two-one-three is rough But the mixalot game is tough Spot a young girl and i start that gamin' Baby girl asks what set am i claimin''just cu ... got So i'm finished with the two-one-three I knock baby but it's time to leavTwo

12 11.Testarosa Sir Mix-A-Lot-Mack Daddy11.Testarosa I'm your testarosa. first gear Watch me go keep'em in fear Rumble young man rumble Brot ... starosa Testarosa Gear number three get off the clutch and don't let'em up Keep'em all down on these young bucks Let'em know big boss is just a bit quicker Get th ... tical mass yea i got your gat Two hundred sixty pounds of pure pain Critical mass is my homeboy's name My personal trainer taking weight gainer Got the bulk to cr ... d ya I'm y

13 3.I Got Game Sir Mix-A-Lot-Seminar3.I Got Game(girls voice)'man i wish i could find me a brother with some game' To the rescue! Here's a ... in' You know a'vette only got two seatsJust enough room for a player and a freak Rollin' in the park'n i seen this cutey L.a. face with a oakland booty She's on t ... this skinny Butt shook like a four twenty-six hemi Not just butt baby hadda motor Stacked to the max hair to the shoulders She's older but i can mold'er Dropped t ... z I got ga

14 5.My Hooptie Sir Mix-A-Lot-Seminar5.My Hooptie My hooptie rollin' tailpipe draggin' Heat don't work an' my girl keeps naggin' Six-nine bu ... eeps rollin' One hubcap'cause three got stolen Bumper shook loose chrome keeps scrapin' Mis-matched tires and my white walls flakin' Hit mickey-d's maharaji start ... when you look our way Rollin' four deep tires smoke up the block Gotta roll this bucket'cause my benz is in the shop My hooptie- my hooptie ... e shop My hooptie- my hooptie (|

15 6.National Anthem Sir Mix-A-Lot-Seminar6.National Anthem Intro mix talks while the star spangled banner plays in the background Huey b. newton ... Tawana was brutally raped but two fools said she did it to herself A six hundred million dollar stealth bomber fails to fly successfully And you say i should be p ... about it america! Verse one: sir mix-a-lot I'm living like hell in a world of death Protectors of the people wear bullet-proof vests Your little nephew flipped h ... d of my na

16 1.Attack On The Stars Sir Mix-A-Lot-Swass1.Attack On The Stars作詞 Ray Anthony L Prepare for attack on the stars Prepare for attack on the stars Fiv ... for attack on the stars Five four three two one Begin attack Begin attack Ah hip Swass down to be the boss Hustlin' movin' punks gettin' tossed Stop it's cocked move back D ... the window Kickin' live in a four door Benzo Ripped with muscles I'm

17 10.Four Days Gone(Demo) On10.Four Days Gone(Demo) I met two kind people on the road I was parched and dry from the cold I've been travelling ... the cold I've been travelling four days and nights sir and I do want to thank you for the ride and the soup your wife made tasted fine if it's all the same I'll be on my way at the ne ... way at the next turn and I'm three miles shy of my town And my baby is waiting I hope ... And my baby is waiting I hope sir After fifteen truc

18 10.I Gotta Eat z What up sir? Got the bright tan fur On the phone with the left hand while the right hand stir Think about all the money we run through Won't ... Cold-ass Coupe R&B hot chick Three personalities call me tri-polar Heard my enemy got cancer– good he'll die slower I'm thinkin' death–'cause life seems scaryJus ... n't chillin'…'Til the mansion four floors all the walls got awards And my team ain't gotta work Niggas say my time is comin' it'd better hurry'Cause millions I'm

19 5.Sparring Session your own two for Welcome to the Clone War[Verse6: L.A.Z.] Repeat it tell'em copy that I have'em saying10-4- nigga10-4 Gamma rays microwaves a ... Hopkins I got a jetpack with two handles made out of microphones Blast these raps off when I blast off Leonidas when writing ... ast off Leonidas when writing two hundred and ninety nine people behind Soldiers without the guns The one the author from Sparta they bring us to be fearless Surr ... e cops become your new rivals(Sir

20 5.Sparring Session your own two for Welcome to the Clone War[Verse6: L.A.Z.] Repeat it tell'em copy that I have'em saying10-4- nigga10-4 Gamma rays microwaves a ... Hopkins I got a jetpack with two handles made out of microphones Blast these raps off when I blast off Leonidas when writing ... ast off Leonidas when writing two hundred and ninety nine people behind Soldiers without the guns The one the author from Sparta they bring us to be fearless Surr ... e cops become your new rivals(Sir

21 4.Ghost Sir Sly-Gold4.Ghost Go ahead and stand up straight Straight against the wall Why did I go for you? Pick you up when you fall ... ghost You're a ghost Yeah One two three four Get up save face Find your way bac

22 12.Hood Now(Outro) d now Yes sir It's hood now Fancy restaurant dress ... inner is… Three-6 It's hood now It's hood now Uh oh… It's hood now[Hook] We took that hurt made it into songs God bless the child that's got h ... 's hood now It's hood now Yes sir It's hood now[Hook] We took that hurt made it into songs God bless the child that's got his own Sayin' it's hood now Sayin' it's ... came from One for the ghetto Two for the hood Three for the all Four for the good Yea And

23 7.Ba Ba Black Sheep wool? yes sir yes sir one bag full one little bag for the kid in the snow he needs a pair of mittens and a hat for the cold ba ba black sheep have you ... sheep have you any wool? yes sir yes sir one bag full ba ba black sheep have you any wool? yes ... sheep have you any wool? yes sir yes sir two bags full one for the princess and one for her frog waiting for the magic kiss on a hollow log ba ba black sheep have you any wo ... sheep have you any wo

24 13.25 Lighters esser yes sir Got a bad black bitch that drives a black compressor You know I'm smoking on that herb Every damn day just to calm my damn nerve ... fucking tooth In a fly murder four door of coof Yeah I get my paper yeah I get my bread I don't give a damn what you bitch niggas done said Talking down on me cau ... en told Benjamin franklin and two blacks wheel4 My flow is real cold I ain't never been wacked And thanks to Bun-B and Pimp-C I got ... nks to Bun-B and Pimp-C I got

25 3.Like Yesterday eater men sir but the backslash youth don't give two damns though for my lender so I bow upon their stage said I bow upon your stage and I make like yesterday like yesterday I give ... like yesterday like yesterday three four like yesterday I said like yesterd

26 11.The White Knight at forty three.' It's thatJapanese toy The trucker's joy That everybody calls CB. Yeah Citizen's Band keeps you up to date On fender benders ... otta rate right around number four.'Course beavers and hot biscuits and Merle Haggard Come one ... ts and Merle Haggard Come one two three you know. Well I was loaded down coming outta Lake City; I was checkin' out seat covers young and pretty When all of a sudden ... ' come on?' And he said--'Ten four...back door Put

27 25.Three Kingz(featuring Roscoe Umali and StylisticJones) der25.Three Kingz(featuring Roscoe Umali and StylisticJones)[roscoe] Yeah. its roscoe umali uh you can call me skit-zle The flow so co ... ou-gy i seen them with my own two eyes hommies as serpents certainly wait and work wit me on this surface yes ... rk wit me on this surface yes sir bitch niggaz it'll be my daily service pleasure to hid a hate a head on purpose point pistol perpendicular gettin pepadime brain ... r when i pop yo and i'm on-ly FOUR letters

28 6.Fer Sher check One two One two Three four five six seven eight nine I generate rhymes I don't live in state lines. Spit so sharp I can penetrate spines. I rap fer sher W ... r With a bag of the herb. Yes sir Observing Actual words And I rap fr

29 8.Hot Talk Excuse me sir I think we've met before.' I said'I never met you in my life.' She said'Yeah? How can you be sure?' She said'The night it has a ... Oh I said'Testing testing one two three four five six seven eight. Is this thin

30 12.Kick in the Door(from Life After Death1997) that shit(Sir please please refrain from your foul language.) YouknowhatI'ms--? I'm still livin with my Moms youknowhatI'msayin? That's my wor ... ey Yet I done made this is my fourth album yo this my fourth album I ain't made a dime yet This nigga made one album he makin' wild records That'Ready to Die' shit it was aight it was ai ... ] Kick in the door waving the four-four All you heard was Poppa don't hit me no more[Verse ... pa don't hit me no more[Verse Tw

31 3.3 Peat tilla Yes sir! They can't stop me! Even if they stopped me ha ha ha yeah I'm on it ooh I'm on it I'm so on it however you want it You can get ... too nasty spit it back at me Two more inches I'd've been in that casket According to the doctor I could have died in traffic Bounce right back on them bitches li ... in the Hills Yeah when I was fourteen I told my mom we will see better days And sure enough I got Miss Cita in a better place When I was ... in a better place When

32 3.Poet Laureate Infinity ored with four beats to the measure Professor speech compressor terminated his tenure to explore a more rewarding adventure Take a closer look ... spit from the spirit from the Sirius Star system To observe the Gods my thoughts graduated to the Stars180 to infinity listen to the bars The Kapellmeister in the ... ttle Grinder created by King Osirus my psychic wall larger than Chinas The thirst to rhyme at first hurts like a laborious childbirth and sounds like Chinese fire ...

33 6.Beautiful Family of three: Two doin' the laundry And one in the nursery. We brought brand new baby Back from Bangladesh Thought we'd name her Emily. She's beau ... ful. Beautiful beautiful. Yes sir head's erased Brain's a bowl of jelly. Hasn't hurt his sense of tasteJudging from his belly. But back in the house Family of ... t back in the house Family of four now: Two doing the laundry And two on the kitchen floor. We brought a

34 2.Down By The Station The Four Preps-Absolutely the Best2.Down By The Station Down by the station early in the morning Met a little girl about as cute ... l I said there'd be no number two or three Down by the malt shop shortly thereafter Met another girl about as cute as she could be I looked for number one and when I did ... didn't see her I told number two she was the only girl for me Went to the drug store and nearly lost my life There I saw my little girlfriends one and ... my

35 10.Game of All Fours me of All Fours As I was walking one midsummer's morning To hear the birds whistle and the nightingale play Was there that I met a beautif ... y this morn She answered kind sir to visit my neighbours I'm going down to Lincoln the place I was born. Oh may I go with you my fair pretty lady May I go along i ... aid you may come with me kind sir if you please. We hadn't been walking a few miles together Before this young damsel began to show free She sat herself down sayi ...

36 10.Annihilation of the Wicked t. Having Two Heads. Having Two Necks and Whose Tail Terminates in a Human Skull. In Thick Darkness. Amid Violent Tempests of Unendurable Cacophony. His Serpent ... ti near Abydos or those from Osiris' kingdom. The domain of Seker was shrouded in thick darkness. Unlike the places of the underworld wherin dwelled the blessed(w ... r serpents were depicted with two and sometimes three heads and others had wings. This region offered so many difficulties to the passahe

37 1.Braggin'& Boastin' king] Yes sir. Welcome to the Yama Rocka Lounge. I'm here to park your car YEAH![Verse ... to park your car YEAH![Verse Two][Big Pooh] Ayo yo it's game time Time to stop these niggas lame with the rhymes They rhymes be full of one lines And one line pr ... hedding tears when it's after three After me Anything left is tragedy Wipe out your team cause I stay past ... t your team cause I stay past three On the Richter Only AIDS patients stay sicker You must be drunk of t

38 1.Real Thuggs ic and us three have it Dropping hits our fans blasting over a million cashing Five years I'm still lasting foot to the flo' I'm mashing Guard ... ke outlaws We the untouchable two it ain't much we don't do If you try to touch our crew well reach out and touch you(don't make us) fill you with slugs for grill ... ped down in a awkward machine Four screens six15's don't look directly at my ring Matter fact I got a ticket for causing distractions I'm like officer my head itc ...

39 13.She's Freaky ss up yes sir That like their hair pulled When you beat from the back That's what I like But mami can you really get down like that? She's fre ... I need in my life One little two little three little four Five little six little seven littl

40 21.Money Folder anded Yes sir request permission to be candid granted I don't think we can handle a style so rancid They flipped it like matted did the old ja ... rote this rhyme lightly Off a two or three Heines and boy was they fine gee One Black one Spanish one Chiney It keeps the woody shiny year round like a pine tree Don't s ... Poor guys what a cypha moreso four eyes Now hook me with two apple pies and a small fries All rise so far art as a Rupple So raw break it down and m

41 5.Lactose and Lecithin the knife sir You suggest remain calm let's not get--'No!' Slash his windpipe he had them type of eyes He might be still alive How you get thi ... in the future Something like fourteen they must be on horse pills O T and zero ... e on horse pills O T and zero three to re up on force fields At that cost deal he plotted the coordinates ... al he plotted the coordinates Two thousand three rental tie upper west side more or less This thing be buggin like a celly fro

42 12.Mars Attacks e major A sir Cater the alien decomposer soldier platter like cabbage check eight I told her'go for C4 magic's' Smolder as the Bazooka Tooth h ... elephant and it drops We on a three-ringed prong ancient elephant tusk Bitter at fully(break bread!) you shruggin' it off Keep it electric sure But NY Electra's n ... glimpse set fake(Last page!) Three two one domesticate! In the corner of the cave reinventing the wheel and roll out funny Sittin' on them Barney Rubble twentie

43 3.Judy's Olio Medley: ere times sir you made me feel so sad. You made me sigh'cause I didn't wanna tell you I didn't wanna tell you I think you're grand that's true ... n' to build a little home for two For three or four or more In Love-land for me and my gal. See the relatives there Looking over the pair! They can tell at a glance It's a loving ... n' to build a little home for two For three or four or more In Love-land for me and my

44 2.Maintenance ce]4x One two one two three four[Aesop Rock] Well any asshole with a book of matches can light a fire fresh Make that sucker burn for days I'll be impressed Cir ... she did)[Robotic voice]4x One two one two three four[Aesop Rock] Okay tell me who you chill with and I'll tell you who you are I walk a mile with a leash attached to your freak sem ... k friendship Stuck with a'Yes sir' Change of fatigue to ankle Each beneath the angle I'ma call

45 9.A Guided Tour of Chicago d morning sir. Have a nice day.' She wears four wool winter hats all year round and mumbles and sometimes screams He wears a coat made of burlap sacks and sits in parking lots ... blue sweat pants They're the two young white squatter kids with dirty undershirts and rotten teeth He's the guy who hangs out underneath the overpass shouting cu ... e hustler on the train Or his four accomplices Living on three tattered playing cards and slight

46 4.I Smell Smoke fucked up Two cases of green optimal burned away A.M. done turned to p.m And nighttime done turned back to day I'm still smokin' Feelin' sport ... my god damn weed! That's just two before I could get to three and four Five and six I heard a dum dum dum dum at the do' Evidence all over I've been doin' somethin serious Gotta hide this shit cause ... n no clothesâ€ He said'Sorry sir I don't mean to disturb ya but I sm

47 4.Hypo Full Of Love yne. Step Two You figure that's just gotta be jelly'cos jam just don't shake like that. Step ... t don't shake like that. Step Three now Make a searching inventory of all your good shit. Step ... y of all your good shit. Step Four Inventory taken handed owingly over to me. Step Five D. Wayne Having divined I am the real thing get down on your knees. Step S ... n't selling crack cocaine. No sir Mr Dope Fiend. No special today. He

48 8.Kick In The Door hat shit.(sir please please refrain from your foul language.) Youknowhati'msayin? i'm still livin with my moms youknowhati'msayin? That's my w ... ey Yet i done made this is my fourth album yo this my fourth album. I ain't made a dime yet. this nigga made one album he makin wild Records. that ready to die shit it was aight it was a ... 4x Kick in the door wavin the four-four All you heard was poppa don't hit me no more Verse ... pa don't hit me no more Verse tw

49 8.The Hypnotist nothing.[three farts in succession] Gary phelps: are you gonna keep doing that or...? Dr. stewart: hmm? just concentrate now. that's it. clos ... -- you're very stressed. okay four we're relaxing we're relaxing you're very comfortable you're very very Ed. okay. ... le you're very very Ed. okay. four three...[fart] Gary phelps: oh my dear gsir...uh i can't... Dr. stewart: that was the couch. i know it sounded like-- it's-- the vinyl-- it's a new couch-- please jus

50 3.Song OfJoy rcy on me sir Allow me to impose on you I have no place to stay And my bones are cold right through I will tell you a story Of a man and his f ... hungry kitchen knife Ah I see sir that I have your attention! Well could it be? How often I've asked that question Well then in quick succession We had babies one ... succession We had babies one two three We called them Hilda Hattie and Holly They were their mother's children Their eyes were bright blue jewels And they were

51 6.Song OfJoy rcy on me sir Allow me to impose on you I have no place to stay And my bones are cold right through I will tell you a story Of a man and his f ... hungry kitchen knife Ah i see sir that i have your attention! Well could it be? How often i've asked that question Well then in quick succession We had babies one ... succession We had babies one two three We called them hilda hattie and holly They were their mother's children Their eyes were bright blue jewels And they were

52 14.The Hypnotist nothing.[three farts in succession][Gary Phelps:]Are you gonna keep doing that or...?[Dr. Stewart:]Hmm?Just concentrate now. That's it. Close ... -- you're very stressed. Okay four we're relaxing we're relaxing you're very comfortable you're very very soothed. Okay. ... u're very very soothed. Okay. Four three...[fart][Gary Phelps:]Oh my dear gsir...uh I can't...[Dr. Stewart:]That was the couch. I know it sounded like-- it's-- the vinyl-- it's a new couch-- pleas

53 7.Shoots and Ladders evil One two buckle my shoe Three four shut the door Five six pick up sticks Seven eight lay them straight London bridges falling down falling down falling down Londo ... fleece was white as snow! Yes sir yes sir three bags full Mary had a little lamb who fleece was white as snow! Mary had a little lamb! Yes ... ! Mary had a little lamb! Yes sir yes sir three bags full[white trash crone

54 2.Boof Baf site One two I throw a flow to catch it Three four back she know before the track miss I fuck ya when style go to wreck this static But yo sister grab the mic and do damage Aiyyo ... be the kid from'Timbuktu' One two zip me-me check the mic I'm ready Three four please the army'Oh God' with Uzi's So what converse man the chicken or the hoodie Get the hoodie came first then mans' then wou ... So hear the spirits many fear Sir New Stosser This the new thi

55 12.Never Had It Made out grade two? Got shot in the neck and the bullet went straight Through But i'm packing a textbook Don't fuck with me cuz i'm going to grade ... ith me cuz i'm going to grade three Thank god it's lunch in a minute Bit into my hot dog with a razor blade in it And it cut my tongue off But i know how to multi ... shh but don't tell Excuse me sir can you spare some change? I'll cut your face off and eat your brains You know all about me You act like you ain't seen penatent ...

56 2.5446 That's My Number ball And Chain d you say'sir come down and put the charge on me?' I wouldn't do that oohhh i wouldn't do that I'm not a fool to hurt myself But i was innocen ... t to me yeah!) Give it to me- two times(12) Give it to me three times(123) Give it to me four times(1234) Oh5446 was my number Whats my number now? Right now somebody else has that number(one more time)5447 was my number ... ooh my pussy) Give it to me- two times(12) Give it to me three times(123) Give it to me (

57 1.Don't Push d you say'Sir come down and put the charge on me'? I wouldn't do that no I wouldn't do that. I'm not a fool to hurt myself but I would listen ... to me one time Give it to me two times.. Give it to me three times... Give it to me: four times... Oh5446 what's my number? what's my number now? Right now somebody else has that number. One more time5447 what's my nu ... to me one time Give it to me two times.. Give it to me three times... Give it to me: four

58 9.The Lady of Shalott Camelot. Four grey walls and four grey towers Overlook a space of flowers And the silent isle imbowers The Lady of Shalott. Only reapers reaping early In among t ... blue The Knights come riding two and two. She hath no loyal Knight and true The Lady Of Shalott. But in her web she still delights To weave the mirror's magic sights For ... en the Moon was overhead Came two young lovers lately wed.'I am half sick of shadows' said The Lady Of Shalott. A bow-shot from

59 20.Wrong Nigga To Fuck Wit ..'[verse two] Hell yeah it's on you better tell'em Ice cube and i'm rolling with the motherfuckin l.m. It's the number one crew in the area M ... ng nigga to fuck with'one-and-two ah-three-e-and-ah-four-and..''wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute'[cube]drop a old school beat![verse ... drop a old school beat![verse three] Like i said it's a brand new payback Now in'91 let's see who beats the jack ... let's see who beats the jack Sir jinx grew a littl

60 12.Rap Like Me as packed Sir too$hort'don't stop that rap' I keep rapping my rhymes all the time You got no rhymes so you listen to mine I'm not starting a f ... guess the answer is'oakland' Two you'd better learn to rap like me Or you like to be a fake mc ... e Or you like to be a fake mc Three never talk down on a player I wouldn't care if you was fred astaire Last but not least number ... ire Last but not least number four: Don't ever fuck with too$hort bit

61 3.The Blueprint say next sir Who's next cause i've got no time for weakness Only the teacher speaks this Dialect which gains nuff resect Which money can't bu ... se i'm dope of course one and two and three and four-- But that comes from years of pra

62 11.Beautiful Family of three: Two doin' the laundry And one in the nursery. We brought brand new baby Back from Bangladesh Thought we'd name her Emily. She's beau ... ful. Beautiful beautiful. Yes sir head's erased Brain's a bowl of jelly. Hasn't hurt his sense of tasteJudging from his belly. But back in the house Family of ... t back in the house Family of four now: Two doing the laundry And two on the kitchen floor. We brought a

63 2.Always Tell The Voter What The Voter Wants To Hear s oh five three two seven seven nine six four three You want jobs? i've got jobs! Hospitals? top of my list! Tax cuts and platform shoes For every small businessmanJust give me y ... e oppression? you can have it sir!Just give me your vote Put your cross in the box Hello we've got our first caller. you're name's martin. hello martin. you liste ... o me as it is to you. give me four years and i'll get right down to i

64 3.Broken Hearts Are For Assholes me... One two three four! The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his Pancake make-up And yet he was a beautiful lady Nearly drove you insane Let's ... o had just blew in from spain Sir richard pump-a-loaf You sniffed the reeking buns of angel The story of a demented bread-boffer And acted like it was cocaine Cuc ... worked the wall with michael Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of sa

65 2.Turn Me Loose art Loose two three four Turn me loose you got my mind You got my body you got my soul Turn me loose I'm incomplete She got my heart I'm out of control ... ll me to leave I'll thank you sir If you let me stay I'll hate you Tu

66 12.Gonna Buy Me A Dog o how One two three four One two three four five six seven hike! Eight nine Hike! Hike! I was late on that one I just got back from Africa you know I was playing cards wit ... nk I'm gonna buy me a dog yes sir I'm gonna buy me a dog If I was loo

67 20.Vietnam yoto With four hoes I'm a no-show For more shows wanna tango Drinkin' Faygo maybe mango Got a tan ho couple tan bros Make a fan go to the van ... (Rrah rrah rrah rrah) Exactly three fucking seconds--to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! One! ... alls and skull-fuck you! One! Two! Three!' Sir I can't help it sir! Bullshit! Get on your knees scumba

68 4.Aaron Burr Sir aron Burr Sir1776 New York City Pardon me. Are you Aaron Burr ... Pardon me. Are you Aaron Burr sir? That depends. Who's asking? Oh well sure ... s. Who's asking? Oh well sure sir I'm Alexander Hamilton I'm at your service ... Hamilton I'm at your service sir. I have been looking for you. I'm getting nervous. ... for you. I'm getting nervous. Sir… I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts

69 5.54-46(Was My Number) n the air sir! And you will get no hurt mister no no no I said yeah(I said yeah) Listen what they say(listen what they say) Can you hear me sa ... And if I do that I would say'Sir come on and put the charge on me' I wouldn't do that(ooh ooh) I wouldn't do that(ooh ooh) I'm not a fool to hurt myself So I was ... e time(huh) You give it to me two times(huh-huh) You give it to me three times(huh-huh-huh) You give it to four times(huh-huh-huh-huh)54-46 was my

70 3.54-46(Was My Number) n the air sir! And you will get no hurt mister no no no I said yeah(I said yeah) Listen what they say(listen what they say) Can you hear me sa ... And if I do that I would say'Sir come on and put the charge on me' I wouldn't do that(ooh ooh) I wouldn't do that(ooh ooh) I'm not a fool to hurt myself So I was ... e time(huh) You give it to me two times(huh-huh) You give it to me three times(huh-huh-huh) You give it to four times(huh-huh-huh-huh)54-46 was my

71 7.Final Fantasy ised that four stunnin' Light Warriors would come and save the day.(What what what.) Arrivin' in Corneria in the midst of their deliria ... in the midst of their deliria four motherfuckers emerged!(Hell yeah.) To teach a valued lesson. Bet you'll count your blessin's at the beating that's about to occ ... gain and then I'll cut you in two. It takes three men just to do what I do! And that's my cue. Pointy hat coat of blue. Burnin' bright yellow eyes and I do what I do.'

72 1.Song ofJoy rcy on me sir Allow me to impose on you I have no place to stay and my bones are cold right through... I will tell you a story of a man and hi ... hungry kitchen knife... I see sir that I have your attention! Well could it be? How often have I asked that question? Well then in quick succession we had babies ... succession we had babies one two and three We called them Hilda Hattie and Holly They were their mother's children Their eyes were bright blue jewels and they w

73 1.Kush on the Yacht ah(skrrt) Three hundred thousand dollar deposit I never changed for a bitch(uh-uh) Got rich still didn't switch(nah) Might split a mil with th ... ed to be my vacuum seal(trap) Three bombs one day that's a half a mil(trap) Too much money up in here no company at the crib(hahaha) Can you get some money fuck y ... ad-libs(it's Dolph) One show two shows three shows four(four) I might take that lil money and go buy a Lambo hey RIP my nigga Sambo(RIP) Big money s

74 2.Chapter2 ometry of Four Dimensions for some time. Some of my results are curious. For instance here is a portrait of a man at eight years old another a ... t seventeen another at twenty-three and so on. All these are evidently sections as it were ... evidently sections as it were Three-Dimensional representations of hisFour-Dimensioned being which is a fixed and unalterable thing.'Scientific people' proceeded the Time Traveller after the pause requi ... fire'if Time is really on

75 4.The Strangest Secret l be rich four will be financially independent41 will still be working and54 will be broke- depending on others for life's necessities. Now th ... of properity and success.' In three words:'Believe and Succeed.' William Shakespeare put it this way'Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft migh ... Lets say that the farmer has two seeds in his hand- one a seed of corn the other is nightshade a deadly poison. He digs ... hade a deadly poison. He digs two l

76 3.Deck of Cards in church sir the officer look at the solder and said I hope you have an explanation. If not I will punish you more than any solder ever been ... so the boy began his story... Sir I have been on the march for six days I had no Bible and a prayer book but I have these cards you see ... ut I have these cards you see sir... when I look at the AAs... it remainds me there is but one God when I see the dous it remainds me the Bible is divided into ... me the Bible is divided int

77 1.Tom Sawyer2-02 rper. The two boys were sworn friends all the week and embattled enemies on Saturdays.Joe took a pin out of his lapel and began to assist in e ... n with interest as strong the two heads bowed together over the slate and the ... gether over the slate and the two souls dead to all things else. At last luck seemed to settle and abide withJoe. The tick tried this that and the other course an ... stir him up a littleJoe.''No sir it ain't fair; you just let him alone.''Blam

78 3.Tom Sawyer2-04 ys during two years- they were simply called his'other clothes'- and so by that we know the size of his wardrobe. The girl'put him to rights' ... . Mary was soon ready and the three children set out for Sunday-school- a place that Tom hated with his whole heart; but Sid and Mary were fond of it. Sabbath-sch ... ten; and then church service. Two of the children always remained for the sermon voluntarily and the other always remained too- for stronger reasons. The church's ...

79 4.Smile Away y One two three four I was walking down the street the other day Who did I meet? I met a friend of mine and he did say'Man I can smell your feet a m ... way smile away smile away Yes sir smile away Oh who did I meet? I met

80 1.Alice's Restaurant l started two Thanksgivings ago was on- two years ago on Thanksgiving when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the restaurant but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant ... t one big pile is better than two little piles and rather than bring that one up we decided to throw our's down. That's what we did and drove back to the church h ... ion about it.' And I said'Yes sir Officer Obie I cannot tell a lie I put that envelope under that garbage.' After speaking to Obie

81 12.Alice's Restaurant(The Massacree Revisted)(Recorded Live at the Church; Housatonic Ma) l started two Thanksgivings ago was on- two years ago on Thanksgiving when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the restaurant but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant ... t one big pile is better than two little piles and rather than bring that one up we decided to throw our's down. That's what we did and drove back to the church h ... ion about it.' And I said'Yes sir Officer Obie I cannot tell a lie I put that envelope under that garbage.' After speaking to Obie

82 15.Alice's Restaurant(February27th1967)[Remastered]- Live l started two Thanksgivings ago was on- two years ago on Thanksgiving when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the restaurant but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant ... t one big pile is better than two little piles and rather than bring that one up we decided to throw our's down. That's what we did and drove back to the church h ... ion about it.' And I said'Yes sir Officer Obie I cannot tell a lie I put that envelope under that garbage.' After speaking to Obie

83 21.Alice's Restaurant Massacree l started two Thanksgivings ago was on- two years ago on Thanksgiving when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the restaurant but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant ... t one big pile is better than two little piles and rather than bring that one up we decided to throw our's down. That's what we did and drove back to the church h ... ion about it.' And I said'Yes sir Officer Obie I cannot tell a lie I put that envelope under that garbage.' After speaking to Obie

84 4.Murder Murder ur duties sir. All of them! A MAN: Look at this another murderJust like the other murder! That's poor old General Glossop dead! A BOY: Last we ... ANOTHER CROWD MEMBER: That's two in the last four days! This killer has fancy ways! AFOURTH: To kill outside St. Paul's Requires a lotta balls! A.FIFTH: He hates the upper class! A.SIXTH: He must be on'is arse! CROWD: ... NEWSBOY: Read about the worst two murders-! SECOND NEWSBOY: Much worse than the first ... OY: Much

85 52.Murder Murder(with The Crew) ur duties sir. all of them![a man] Look at this another murderJust like the other murder! That's poor old general glossop dead![a boy] Last we ... [another crowd member] That's two in the last four days! This killer has fancy ways![afourth] To kill outside st paul's Requires a lotta balls![a fifth] He hates the upper class![a sixth] He must be on'is arse![crowd] ... newsboy] Read about the worst two murders-![second newsboy] Much worse than the first ... oy] Much

86 4.Hey Officer! The Two Man Gentlemen Band-暫存4.Hey Officer! One- ... -暫存4.Hey Officer! One-two-three-four Let me tell you all a story'bout my run-in with the law I was once picked up for rowdiness Outside my favorite bar. But before ... icer! Can I make you an offer sir? I'll sing a love song dedicated to you! Anyone can tell you discharge your duties well so how bout I discharge a number dedicat ... fficer! Did you like my offer sir? When I sang a l

87 4.Murder Murder ur duties sir. All of them! A MAN: Look at this another murderJust like the other murder! That's poor old General Glossop dead! A BOY: Last we ... ANOTHER CROWD MEMBER: That's two in the last four days! This killer has fancy ways! AFOURTH: To kill outside St. Paul's Requires a lotta balls! A.FIFTH: He hates the upper class! A.SIXTH: He must be on'is arse! Who co ... NEWSBOY: Read about the worst two murders-! SECOND NEWSBOY: Much worse than the first ... OY: Much

88 2.Caffeinated Concert Tickets Death Punchies es we got two tickets to Fist Pump. See ya later grandmas! Rigby:(grunts aggressively) Benson you listen and you listen good.(Drops to the gro ... club's box office) Mordecai: Two for Fist Pump. Guy in ticket stand:$400 Mordecai and Rigby: What?! Mordecai: But I thought they were50! Guy in ticket stand:$50 ... erpreter: Where are the other two tickets?(The Giant Coffee Bean and his interpreter are already in the room) Rigby:(shocked) Aw jeez!(Rigby puts on his Fist Pump ...

89 6.Rigby's Body Mordecai and the Rigbys count of three. Mordecai: Okay. Skips: One... two...(Rigby wheels in with his new way of moving when bodiless. The tape from the hockey stick is strapped to the roller skates and ... old body back. Mordecai:(into two-way radio) Skips I found Rigby. Skips:(through radio) I found the body but you'd better hurry. We got a problem.(Rigby looks wor ... Rigby: Get outta my body!(The two essences pop out of Rigby's chest and continue to wrestle) Bodybuilder: No: you get outta

90 15.Cat and Mouse You wait three days till you call my number And you take a week to ask me out. Let the game be a mystery And we wait ... game be a mystery And we wait two weeks to hit the town. Then I pretend like I don't want you back so You'll come running after me... I'll play it cool and turn d ... by won't you come to my house sir. Baby won't you come to my house sir. Baby won't you come to my house? This ain't a game of cat and mouse. Oh oh oh oh oh. Oh. You're too scared to wal

91 1.White Knight at forty three.' It's thatJapanese toy The trucker's joy That everybody calls CB. Yeah Citizen's Band keeps you up to date On fender benders ... otta rate right around number four.'Course beavers and hot biscuits and Merle Haggard Come one ... ts and Merle Haggard Come one two three you know. Well I was loaded down coming outta Lake City; I was checkin' out seat covers young and pretty When all of a sudden ... ' come on?' And he said--'Ten four...back door Put

92 2.We Can Do It tten Step Two We hire the worst director in town Step ... e worst director in town Step Three I raise two million dollars Two? Yes two One for me one for you Tthere's a lot Of little old ladies out there Step ... tle old ladies out there Step Four We hire the worst actors In New York and open on Broadway And before you can say step five We close on Broadway Take our ... We close on Broadway Take our two million and go to Rio Rio?! Ah it'll never work

93 53.Real Niggaz ne hammer two hammer three hammers four H got drama with you I'm bringin' it to your door We get money on tours cuffin' them broads While we sluttin' them all then pas ... ol ass dude until you push me sir And can't nobody squash this beef You get it on with us then you up shits creek queens clique Don't have me puttin' these bullet ... ohs around our necks dun In O four our thuns get the O six trucks Oh

94 17.All for One flatulent Sir Bedevere The dashingly handsome Sir Galahad The homicidally brave Sir Lancelot Sir Robin the not quite so brave as Sir Lancelot Who slew the vicious Chicken of Bristol And who personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill And the aptly named ... adon Hill And the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-show sorry Together they formed a band whose names And deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries Th ... to fight whoever All for one

95 26.Monty Python's Life of Brian Side1 led Brian Three camels are silhouetted against the bright stars of the moonless sky moving slowly along the horizon. A star leads them towards ... ho are you? Wise Man1: We are three wise men. Wise Man2: We are astrologers. We have come from the East. Mandy: Is this some kind of joke? Wise Man1: We wish to p ... tic Holy music) Mandy: Brian. Three Wise Men: We worship you Oh Brian who are Lord over us all. Praise unto you Brian and to the Lord our Father. Amen. Mandy: Do ...

96 28.'A Foul-Tempered Rabbit' GALAHAD: Three sir. ARTHUR: Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault that rabbit's dynamite. ROBIN: Would it help to confuse it if we run away mo ... ER MAYNARD: Armaments Chapter Two s Nine to Twenty-One. BROTHER MAYNARD: And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high saying'Oh Lord bless this thy hand gre ... Pin. Then shalt thou count to three no more no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count and the number of the

97 1.La Vie Boheme A& B ou- hello sir I said'no' Important customer Mark What am i just a blur? Restaurant man You sit all night you never buy Mark That's a lie that' ... ing your bike Midday past the three- piece suits To fruits to no absolutes To absolute- to choice To the village voice To any passing fad To being an us-for once- ... man So that's five miso soup four seaweed salad Three soy burger dinner two tofu dog platter And one pasta with meatless balls A boy Ugh Collins It tastes

98 1.The Flying Saucer ld you do sir(Just take a walk Down lonely street) Thank you We return you now... This is Drak Your outer space disc jockey With a request for ... ain We have with us Professor Sir Cedric Pentingmode Of the British Institute And the professor is approaching The saucer to see if there's Possibly any sign of l ... now here are the ball scores Four to three six to two And eight to one The impact of seeing The first spaceman has This reporter reeling(Here I go reeling

99 1.Love March ine Oh me sir oh alright Marching along Thinking as time goes by Sing a glad song Sing all the time While I make all the people feels so good ... of all people just as one Hep two three four Hep two three four Hep two three four Love march gonna be a chang

100 6.By and Bye(Gonna See the King) ) one two a-one two three four When the cold bites at your fingers And the damp comes through your shoes And you're far too proud to shout out loud Said you d ... t I have to do' You say'sorry Sir I've gone??? without you' If I'm not damn peaceful Would you do what you can do Honey you can give it to me And you got my eye o ... t I have to do' You say'sorry Sir I've gone??? without you' If I'm no