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Travis Tritt
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Here's Your Sign
作詞：Bill Engvall, Scott Rouse, Ronny Scaife
I just hate stupid people
They should just have to wear a sign that says, 'I'm stupid'
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would ya?
You wouldn't ask them anything
'Excuse me? Oh never mind, I didn't see your sign'
It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California
Our house was full of boxes, there's a U-Hal truck in our drive-way
My friend comes over and asks, 'Hey, you movin'?'
'Nope, we just pack our stuff up once or twice a week
Just see how many boxes it takes', here's your sign
Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes
We're talkin' 'bout the modern man
So you people with the mitsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds
Here's your sign, here's your sign
A couple of months ago, went fishing with a buddy of mine
We pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted this big ol' stringer of bass
The idiot on the dock goes, 'You catch all them fish?'
'Nope, talked 'em into givin' up', here's your sign
I was out in the front yard, with my boy the other day
And he was playing with his little friend and he hit his friend
And I went up to him and said, 'Hey, we don't hit'
He looked at me like, 'Here's your sign dad'
Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes
We're talkin' 'bout the modern man
So you people with the mitsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds
Here's your sign, here's your sign
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I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel
There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit
There's only one way to test that, alright Jimmy, you got that suit on
Looks good, they want you to jump in this pool of sharks
And you tell us when it hurts when they bite you
Well alright, hold my sign, I don't wanna lose it
Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes
We're talkin' 'bout the modern man
So you people with the mitsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds
Here's your sign, here's your sign
Last summer I was on my way home, I was driving around
I had a flat tire, I pulled my tuck into those side of the road gas stations
The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me
And I swear to God he went, 'Tire go flat? I couldn't resist
I said, 'Nope, not at all, I was driving around and all of a sudden
The other 3 just swelled right up on me', here's your sign
Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes
We're talkin' 'bout the modern man
So you people with the mitsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds
People with the little bitty, teeny, weeny, tiny minds, here's your sign
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, guy comes over
To the house, drove the car round for about 45 minutes
We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down
And grabs the exhaust pipe, he goes, 'Damn that's hot'
See if he'd been wearing a sign, I could have stopped him
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