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Ninja Sex Party
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No Reason Boner
This song is about a problem that I have...
Frequently
There are three (three, three) kinds of erections
Some are sexual
Some occur during periods of nervous tension
But there's a mysterious third kind
That no one really understands
It happens when your schlong decides to take matters into its own hands
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It baffles scientists
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This morning I was having breakfast
At the midtown diner
The bagel was delicous and the coleslaw couldn't be finer
Got a weird look from the waitress
When I asked her for the check
I looked down and realized I was 100% erect
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I like coleslaw but not that much
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Hi, welcome to the post office!
Thanks! I just need to mail this package.
No problem. Just place it on the scale!
Sure thing!
Oh.
Oh God, I...
I can't right now.
Why not?
I, I have to go.
I have a, uh...
Doctor's appointment at the dentist's.
Now things are a little awkward
Between my mailman and I
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That was not my best lie, I was just covering up for my
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That was the wrong kind of package to mail
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Hi! Welcome to the zoo!
Great! I love the zoo! Look at all those monkeys!
Actually, those technically aren't monkeys. They're macaques.
Wow! Macaque's really hairy!
Uh... so what time does the zoo close?
About eight o'clock.
Great! That gives me a chance to-
oh God.
Oh, not-
not now.
Not in front of the children!
Why have you forsaken me, Lord?!
This is no laughing matter
This is not some kind of game
I can tuck away my johnson but I can never tuck away the shame
It can happen anytime
It can happen anywhere
When the Lochness Monster decides he wants to randomly come up for air
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Oh
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You're ruining my life
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Why?
Boner
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