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Morcheeba
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Women lose weight
What a surprise Send her ass right to the morgue So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run Send her ass right to the morgue Well there you have it What a surprise Open your eyes The name of this entertainement is Women lose weight Our first years of mariage everything was just great But after two kids And a weight gain factor The fact is Now she's completely unattractive Look fat chicks I don't mean to sound rude I tell her nice hit the gym And don't eat so much food Your shallow But how if desires is not there That's just a lamon Divorces, child support alamony payments My unhappiness i doubt discourage So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage Meanwhile my secretary june well groomed When you gonna leave your wife I tell her soon mommy soon i assume Or my destiny is blue Intrest only What a surprise Open your eyes What a surprise Open your eyes My place against all shanagans Kinda rammed in Knowin' nothing about poison And i can't swim Bad intentions pumpin Might as well become a nun Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong What the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this Who could i get to help me murder this fat chick Guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday The day she usually goes food shopping Anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler Sent her clean over the divider 'You bastard' she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill I thought 'she has to be dead' Later on get a call (from a) Lieutenant Morgue (had me) leapin like a frog We need you at the morgue So i selfishly persued What a surprise Open your eyes Send her ass right to the morgue What a surprise Open your eyes So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run No sir we don't have no clues right now This is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids? 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 Pull yourself together sir I'm so broken up inside i just can't believe this I understand, I understand Catch the person who did this We're gonna try sir Screamin 'who done took my heart' like i was shooken up a lot At the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it Like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring 'I heard he was displeased with her weight gain' While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook All she does is order from restaurants All of the sex she wants I doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and Talkin to detectives that was waitin outside How i took a long lunch break day the wife died I done then turned pail And because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent Moral of the story is Desire is important So watch your weight It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given What a surprise Open your eyes Send her ass right to the morgue What a surprise Open your eyes Well there you have it Keep thin trim Keep your mariage healthy Do you know what i mean? Small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler Your shallow Send her ass right to the morgue What a surprise My place against all shanagans Send her ass right to the morgue Well there you have it So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run What a surprise What a surprise My place against all shanagans What a surprise What a surprise Screamin 'who done took my heart' like i was shooken up a lot What a surprise My place against all shanagans So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run Well there you have it What a surprise What a surprise The name of this entertainement is What a surprise My place against all shanagans Send her ass right to the morgue So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run Send her ass right to the morgue Well there you have it But how if desires is not there
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