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DJ Jazzy Jeff

The Girlie Had a Mustache

DJ Jazzy Jeff feat. The Fresh Prince

(Get down)

I was. cruisin down the avenue, early one Friday
When I saw what I thought was a lady walkin my way
I turned my back to use my Binaca blast
And I said, 'Hm-hm, excuse me,' and she walked past
She was about 5'6', or maybe six and a half
With a body like a goddess, man, this girl was bad!
Tight leather pants that fit like a drum
And two big - yeah well, she had some
Anyway from behind she was fine
But when she turned around, her mustache was bigger than mine
At first I laughed, cause yo, to me that was funny
But the laughter ceased when she said: 'Hey honey!'
At first I was confused, I was somewhat spell-bound
My mouth wide open and my chin on the ground
And then it hit me, like a bolt from the sky
I thought: hold up - wait - this girl is a guy?!
I tried to get away, I said, 'Well, never mind
Maybe I'll see you some other time'
But then he grabbed me by my arm and told me I couldn't leave
And said, 'Hey boy, you look mighty cute in them jeans!'
This had to be the most embarrassing thing in the world
My whole neighborhood was watchin me get beat up by a girl
And when my homeboys came, they didn't let me explain
They said, 'Prince, you're a sucker, you should be ashamed'
My pride was busted right along with my eye
Cause my homeboys didn't realize that this girl was a guy
And in retrospect I had to laugh
I can't believe I didn't notice that this girlie had a mustache

I remember last year, the day was October 5th
And my family went away on a weekend ski trip
And they left $100 and a note by the phone
That said: 'Don't have any company till we get home'
No company? I'm 18! They must be jokin!
And by 10 my crib was smokin
All of my friends with their hands in the air
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The party was jammin till at least about 5
And as my friends were leaving, they were like 'Homes, it was live!'
I thought the party was over, but really was just beginnin
I turned around I thought I was dreamin, I saw four women
Dressed in red leather, tight to their booties
I gestured with my index finger: come here, cuties
I tried to be chill, I didn't wanna scare em
I said, 'Hi, my name's the Prince,' they said, 'Hi Prince, we're your harem'
I didn't waste time, I started shootin the gift
I said, 'Y'all the type of girls I'd like to spend some time with'
I walked upstairs, my adrenaline was pumpin
Til one hit me in the head with a lamp or somethin
The next thing I remember is wakin up nearly dead
With another Fred Flintstone lump on my head
Of course I was mad, this type of thing can burn at you
They tied me up and they were stealin my furniture
I said, 'Yo sweetheart, what's wrong with you?
What kind of stuff is this for a nice girl like you to do?'
She turned around and smiled and laughed
And that's the way that I noticed that the girlie had a mustache
Not four girls, four guys!
They were in disguise, it was a set up all the time
I made a complete fool of myself that day
My parents were pullin up just as the u-haul truck was pullin away
They walked in, looked like they seen a ghost
There I was, gagged and bound and tied to the bed post
My pop walked in and asked a brilliant question
'Son, where's the furniture and why is your room so messy?'
Obviously Sherlock Holmes hadn't arrived
I said, 'What do you think, dad, maybe we were robbed?!
I'm tied up, nothing's in one piece
Let's discuss the facts later, mom, please call the police'
I wanted to have a party, I thought I was clever
My pop told me I was on punishment forever!
And in retrospect I had to laugh
I can't believe I didn't notice that the girlie had a mustache


DJ Jazzy Jeff
1.For Da Love of Da Game
2.Rock Wit U
3.In Time
4.My Peoples
5.We Are
6.Hold It Down
7.Mystery Man
8.Love Saviour
9.You Saw My Blinker
10.Summertime (Reprise)
12.Men In Black
13.Just Cruisin'
14.A Dog Is A Dog
15.DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Jazzy's Groove
16.DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Everything That Glitters (Ain't Always Gold)
17.Boom! Shake the Room
18.The Magnificent Jazzy Jeff
19.The Things That U Do
20.The Fresh Prince Of Bel-air
21.This Boy Is Smooth
22.Girls Ain't Nothing but Trouble
23.Who Stole The D.J.
24.The Things That U Do (Hula Radio Remix)
25.Don't Even Try It
26.Caught in the Middle (Love and Life)
27.Higher Baby
28.From da south
29.The Fresh Prince of Bel Air (Original TV Theme)
30.Summer Time
31.Charlie Mack - The First Out the Limo
32.He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper
33.As We Go
34.Special Announcement
35.Rhythm Trax - House Party Style
36.Twinkle Twinkle (I'm Not A Star)
37.Can't Wait To Be With You
38.I'm Looking for the One (To Be with Me)
39.Girls Ain't Nothing but Trouble (1988 Extended Remix)
40.Who Stole My Car?
41.I'm All That
42.Then She Bit Me
43.You Saw My Blinker - Album Version
44.A Nightmare on My Street
45.Summertime '98 (Soul Power Remix)
46.Live at Union Square, November 1986
47.Lovely Daze
48.Numero Uno
49.Jazzy's In The House
50.Human Video Game
51.I'm Looking for the One (To Be With Me) (video version)
52.Summertime '98
53.1998 - Clean Radio Edit
54.Just Rockin'
55.Brand New Funk (extended remix)
56.Pump Me Up
57.A Nightmare on My Street (extended version)
58.Summertime - Soleful Summer Remix
59.Can't Wait To Be With You (Brixton flavour radio mix)
60.The Fresh Prince of Bel Air (Theme from 'The Fresh Prince')
61.Guys Ain't Nothing but Trouble
62.Yo Home to Bel-Air
63.Summertime (feat. Hybrid)
64.Boom! Shake the Room (album version)
65.Brand New Funk (album version)
66.A Nightmare on My Street (single version)
67.You Got It (Donut)
68.The Girlie Had a Mustache (修改)
69.The Reverend
70.The Men of Your Dreams
71.Too Damn Hype
72.I Wanna Rock
73.Dumb Dancin'
74.Caught in the Middle (Love & Life)
75.Dance or Die
76.Get Hyped
77.The Fresh Price of Bel-Air
78.Ring My Bell (Mr. Lee Radio Mix)
79.The Fresh Prince of Bel Air (Theme from NBC's The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air)
80.Boom! Shake the Room (Mr Lee's extended club mix edit)
81.Rock Wit U feat. Erro

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