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Jim Morris
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Untimely Passing
Heard the news about Charlie I'm awful sad to say He died in a blender accident making frozen drinks one day They say that his last words were I think we need more booze A batch of margaritas is so very hard to lose And here's to you Charlie Here's a toast from all the guys I guess those blender blades were quite a big surprise Everybody thought that you drank too much, you see And your untimely passing just leaves more for me Now Billy was a simple man, his dreams just out of reach Till he found a trash bag full of hundreds floating off the beach So he resigned from Tire Kingdom and loaded up his van Got some maps from AAA and took the cash and ran And here's to the cocaine cowboy with the chainsaw at his throat Trying to explain why the loot was set afloat I always thought those smugglers drank too much Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com you see His untimely passing just leaves more for me Fred was in a bar fight not that long ago Woke up in a Dumpster out in Boise, Idaho He had satanic symbols tattooed on his head But old Fred didn't care, he's just glad he wasn't dead And here's to you Fred You thought you had survived Until that gang came back with blackjacks, guns, and knives Everybody thought that you drank too much you see But your untimely passing has just left more for me So let's raise a glass and drink to all the guys Let's celebrate their lives and their unfortunate demise Everybody thought that they drank too much you see But their untimely passing leaves more for you and me Yeah, their untimely passing leaves more for you and me.
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