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Urology Clinic A

Desmond had a problem with his waterworks
He passed a lot of blood each time he pissed
He went to see him General Practitioner
Who referred him on to the Urologist.

He diagnosed Interstitial Nephropathy
In other words his Kidneys turned to shit
He had to have a radical Nephrectomy
And an Ileal Conduit.

Oh bloody bladder, life went wrong, brah!
Oh bloody, bloody bladder!