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Heaven Is A Halfpipe (In the Style of OPM)
If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate Cause right now on Earth I can't do jack Without the man up on my back
Now heaven would be a DJ spinnin' dub all night long And heaven would be just kickin' back with Jesus packing my bong And if you don't believe in Jesus then Muhammad or Buddha too And while the world is warring we just sit back and laugh at you
Singing If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate Cause right now on earth I can't do jack Without the man up on my back
Now when most people think of heaven they see those pearly gates But I looked a little closer and there's a sign that says 'do not skate' So if you wanna come to my heaven well we all gonna have a ball And every one you know is welcome cause we got no gates or walls
Repeat Then I got to the gate Pulled out a list that I'd been callin' fate I'm sorry friend you can't come in You got a list here that doesn't end Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com You're mad cause I smoke dope You teachin' any classes in how to cope I'll find a place to rest my head I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead Like Christian Hossoi way back in '87 We'll be bustin' Christ air's until we get to heaven Do you think I really care that I missed biology Got my education in stale fishology With all your rules you got to chill I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill Gonna twist out cause I got the skills Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
Got the skills Got the skills Got the skills Got the skills
Heaven-heh-heh-heaven is a halfpipe
If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate Cause right now on earth I can't do shit Without the man fucking with it
Heaven is a halfpipe
Repeat Method air judo air I don't care no I don't care I don't care I don't care
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